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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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