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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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