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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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