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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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