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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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