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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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