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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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