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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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