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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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