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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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