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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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