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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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