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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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