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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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