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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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