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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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