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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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