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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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