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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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