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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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