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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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