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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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