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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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