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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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