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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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