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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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