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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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