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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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