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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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