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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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