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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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