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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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