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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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