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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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