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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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