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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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