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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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