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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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