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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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