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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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