Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.