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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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