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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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