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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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