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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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