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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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