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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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