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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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