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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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