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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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