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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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