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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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