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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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