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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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