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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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