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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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