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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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