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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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