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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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