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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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