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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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