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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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