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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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