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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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