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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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