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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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