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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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