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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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