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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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