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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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