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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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