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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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